Est modus in rebus

Dialogue:

X:  This guy is suing me for this accident a long time ago.

(Ensuing worried chatter with group of friends about

legal issues, implications, dates etc)

(Pause)

Jo:  Actually, I think I wanna go to the court and I’m gonna say

“Put him in jail man!!” Yeah, put your ass in jail!

Me: And you know what, actually I was in the car with you.

I’m going to say you were this and that and speeding and all

and that it was your fault. Can I extort money from you?

All: Muahahahahahahahaha

X: Some good friends you all are!

Jo: Eh I’m serious lah.

Me: I’m serious too wei.

X:     -_-

Occasion: Malaysia versus Manchester United on their

Asian Tour, Round Two, Monday 20th July 2009.

Okay, so we arrived so damn early that it was all empty around us. We proceeded to camwhore and whine about how hot it was, the whiners that we are.

In Attendance: Pin, Jo, Wa, Farah, KT, Boy, Mun Chuan &

friends. And many many many Malaysia/ManU fans.

Likes: Gendang Power for Malaysia!/ Balls flying over to

fans – fans keep ball. LOL /The 12 people in a whole

seating section that struggled to continue a stadium wave,

but did it! Several times!  / Malaysia doing pretty darn okay

in the second half / The guy who had the sign “FERGIE

PLEASE BUY AMRI” who was flashed on the big screen.

/ And finally. After everything was over, Rio Ferdinand

took off his shirt and the big screened focused for a bit

on him. Holy abs Batman. I think I lost my marbles

for a moment.

Dislikes: No Negaraku (Eh!?) / Crowd not being silent to ‘One

Minute Silence for Jakarta bomb victims.’ (Seriously, that

was some crazy rudeness going on)  / Stretcher coming out

3 times for Malaysia team? (Not that bad, when Brazil

came to Malaysia I remember more came out LOL) / That

Malaysia didn’t score, Sigh / That there were louder shouts

for Owen than old timers Giggs, Neville and Scholes? 

But how can? / And finally, that I saw a lot of other jerseys and

I got  really jealous. Dahlah I couldn’t find my old 1995 one,

and the T-shirt with the Dream Team one (I still miss

Sparky, The Guvnor, Kanchelskis, Schmeichel etc!)

AND I couldn’t find my Jalur Gemilang. Jo was right,

I’m now a hopeless fan. Bad, useless girl!

End of the night: We had some nice grub at Nasi Ayub’s

in Subang. For a lot of hearty nasi ayub and tom yam and

sup kambing (plus all our drinks), it came to RM10

per person. Aisehman, ini dipanggil value meal. Best.

xo